2010 CMA Recap

Did you watch the CMAs last night?

They were on TEEVEE, preempting my decent Wed. night shows that I usually watch (Modern Family, Cougar Town and sometimes The  Middle). BTW I do not like that show that ABC tried to sneak in there -- Better With You. I fail to see the humor in that show.  And re: The Middle, I am generally opposed to Mrs. Bible-beater Patricia Heaton, but the kids on the show are really funny, especially the daughter.


Back to CMAs: Matt has a thing for Miranda Lambert (or her music )so he was down with watching.




My Top 10 (mostly catty) CMA Observations:
 

1- I kind of hate Carrie Underwood for being so pretty and skinny and young and rich and talented.




2- Holy Hell to Granny Kellie Pickler.



3. Gwenyth Paltrow kind of loves herself too much. What was the standing ovation for??????




4. I do not like Sugarland or white spandex pants.



5. That guy from Lady Antebellum is Katherine Heigel's brother-in-law. (I had to google to see what the heck she was doing there). Oh and why is that band called Lady Antebellum? Is that even appropriate?



6. I did not miss Faith Hill at all. She bugs me for some reason. I do, however,  looooove Tim MCGraw (maybe I am just jealous).



7.  Nicole Kidman's dress was just terrible. I think this was her little way of telling us all that she hates country music.



8. Reba is awesome. And side note:  She is from the same part of Oklahoma that I am and I do not have that crazy twang and neither does Carrie Underwood (who is also from that same area). Sometimes I think Reba is faking it and sometimes I think Dolly Parton might be faking it too. But then again, my brother Mike has lived here in Colorado for 20++ years and he has a Green Acres accent so I don't really know).



9. Every single time I see LeeAnn Rimes, I am mesmerized by her giant nostrils.



10. Remember this gal?

Don't be hating on her mee-maw cleavage.

After all, she never promised you a rose garden.