Reflections on Marriage: The Hormones Edition

I have been super a tiny bit moody lately. You may or may not have noticed this with all my talk of tasering people.  The crappy thing about mood swings is this:  if you are single and want to sulk, or talk to yourself or cry it is really not that big of a deal.  When you share a house, a bed and a  t.v. with someone, your moods affect them.

Women are just hormonal and that is all there is to it.  There is science to back it up.  I once watched this show about a trans-gendererd dude transitioning into a woman.  He said the oddest thing for him was not the boobs and wearing dresses (and presumably lack of penis) but all the crazy mood swings that he/she was having with all the female hormones.  I hear ya trans-gendered dude!! By the way, I wonder if male to female sex change people have phantom penis syndrome.  You know like the amputees get when they lose a limb?? 

So anyway, Matt was telling me last night; "you would be really upset if I was up here in our room sulking and not talking to anyone."  And he is right.  He is right because guys don't do that.  It's a girl thing. It is not personal,  just stay out of the path of my hormonal fogged brain.

Which reminds me of a joke:  If a man speaks in a forest and there is not a woman around to correct him, is he still wrong?

Love that joke.

The good news is that I am making homemade chicken soup (with homemade noodles). I may blog about it if it looks halfway decent.

Oh and you got to  love the guy who will try on silly glasses and let me take pictures of him at the eye-doctor while he patiently waits for me to get my contacts.

He is the best. Even hormones. Thats the secret.