You are Lucky I don't have a Taser Gun


So at dinner the other night, we were talking about this cop who tasered 30 kids at a high school near here. Here is a link to that story. Click here. This is the same place Jihad Jane's sideckick is from FYI.

Anway, here is part of the conversation that followed:

Me: You know I am still mad that I don't have a taser gun. I really need one.

Chase: Umm, why again do you need a taser gun?

Me:   Stupid people, long lines, smart mouths, wal-mart, blah, blah, blah.

Chase: I think you have successfully argued all the exact reasons why you should not have a taser gun.

Whatever.