Just shoot me. I will take my chances that this is a dream.

I might be a tiny bit depressed and my little blog suffers.

It might be due to the fact that Lindsay Lohan has been in the clink and has not been keeping me informed of her Ca-Razy  via Twitter.

More likely it is due to the fact that I received news that the pervert of the century is finally getting another day in court and I have to fly to the stiffling Texas heat to tell my story next week.

My usual sunny personality  may see storm clouds with a chance of isolated thunderstorms this week. 

In unrelated news,

Esquire magazine has put together a list of ways not to be boring.

# 9 is ---- don't talk about your blog.


Whateva!!!!  Is it okay if I talk about my blog on my blog? Or is that twice as boring? Or only half as boring?

In even more unrelated news, Matt and I went to see Inception this weekend-- our first movie-theater-movie that we have seen since Pineapple Express. Guess which one Matt found more entertaining?


Oh and hey y'all, re: Inception--- don't believe the hype. It was not confusing--- unless you are confused why people in an arctic zone don't look particularly cold or why Juno is neither pregnant nor sarcastic.

Wait--- this IS a dream (nightmare) ???

I don't really have to enter the third circle of hell and slay my demon in court next week do I?

I guess I am confused.

I interrupt this Blog

to make a very important announcement to a few select ASSHOLES.

To my regular peeps, I am sorry about this weird post. I like to keep my blog all about fun and (hopefully) humor sprinkled with my amateur photojournalism shot with my $88 WalMart camera.

I started blogging as sort of an escape. From what? My life is all sunshine and flowers, right?

Well, here is the weird/uncomfortable/horrific/disturbing part.

I have to testify in court to keep a convicted aggravated child molester in prison. What a joy! This post is for his friends and family and attorneys because I know they read my blog. Yes, asswipes,  I am talking directly to you. Life lesson: when you suggest to a loud mouth girl that she should shut up, she usually gets louder.

Back to the pervert. Certain people will do anything to keep me away and will use whatever tactics their money can buy to help this sick ass disgusting excuse for a human get out of prison. Why, why, why? The pervert in question, a confessed and convicted molester, is a former family member who molested me as well. Yes, he is a freak from hell. Trust me, I am just one of many, many, many victims. You see, he is an equal opportunity molester, young/old, male/female, relative/stranger, it does not really matter. He just likes victims.

So in the interest of refusing to be a victim, I  want to send a message to those who are twisted enough to try and seek relief for a CONFESSED  AGGRAVATED CHILD MOLESTER. I am not intimidated and I will testify. See you in court assholes.

The pedophile's name is SCOTT ARTHUR GARDNER.

I can't stand his fug, so he is distorted.

At this moment he is sitting in Dallas County Jail awaiting his hearing. He was transported there in February. The last time he was in County (when he was initially arrested) he refused to wear clothes. Why? So they would put him in solitary. I wonder if he pulled the no clothes trick again?

Here is a link for more information on him and his crimes.

http://www.dallascounty.org/jaillookup/defendant_detail.do?recno=C600EC95-019B-8FC1-C6E8-FED08049BC76&bookinNumber=10011340&bookinDate=1265924220000&dob=1959-10-01&lastName=GARDNER&firstName=SCOTT&sex=Male&race=White

He is currently serving a 24 year sentence for 2 counts of aggravated sexual assault on a child (this was not for his crimes against me)  in the State of Texas. He confessed. He did not think he would get such a lengthy sentence (uh, what?You are in Texas dumb ass). Mom and Dad of the convicted, pedophile, child molester, creep don't think it is fair.  BOO HOO! They filed an appeal.  They lost. They filed a Writ of Habeas Corpus. And here we sit, 6 years later.  No regard for the victims. Unlikely chance of getting out, but the show must go on. The other distressing part is that his attorneys have reset this hearing numerous times over the years. Just when you think you are going to have to go to court, it is rescheduled. This has been going on for 4 years! Who knows if the hearing will happen in July or if it will be pushed back yet again.

Why do I have to testify? Well even though he signed a confession and had a high priced well known criminal defense attorney and admitted his crimes in open court, he thinks that the state should set him free with no record. WHAT? Crazy all right.  The victims have partially recanted. He now claims he falsely confessed. Which is it???  Lie much? Here is the problem for him (aside from a confession). I know things, very bad things. So now I get the fun task of testifying against his new revised story.

Prior to being incarcerated, the child molester was president of his family's business,  Savage Precision Fabrication. Below is the caption that was under his picture when he was President of Savage Precision Fabrication (from their cached webpage. The internets don't forget jerks).

 A devoted father of 3, Scott has worked for his parents since1977

 Devoted father? BWAAAAAHHHAHAH! TYPO!! Certainly they meant "deranged"

Want to hear something hilarious?  Savage Precision Fabrication, the company that was formerly ran and built by a since convicted child molester, won SBA subcontractor of the year 2010. Woohoo! Way to go on that one, Obama.

So here is how the money flows:

Tax dollars wasted on a confessed aggravated child molester. Not getting out of prison anytime soon (I hope).

Okay all you pedophile supporters, this one is for you. You can stop reading my blog now. Go back to wasting your time and your life.  Are you near a cliff? Go ahead and jump please. Got a rope? Why not put it to good use? Of course, I am not speaking to his victims. To those, I wish well.

Oh, and comment moderation is on.

I will return to my regularly scheduled programming soon : ) It will be all roses and sunshine. I promise!

I am linking to a new group I found of over 40 bloggers. I did not think I would join that age group for at least 60 years, but here I am (I was never good at math).