Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts

Skip the house with the middle age lady and yapping chihuahua

Happy Halloween! Besides my damn gray roots, further proof that I becoming a hag is that I have not bought any candy to pass out to the kids. I was seriously planning on just shutting off the lights and drinking beer in the dark. However, since Matt and I were invited for a little get-together at a neighbor's house, I now have a legitimate excuse not to pass out treats. (FYI--I am wearing an orange t-shirt right now if that makes me any less of a Halloween ghoul).

My sweet in-laws came up to the mountains yesterday and we all  got to hang out. They brought me some fabulous birthday gifts (that's the perks of being the only girl. my mother-in-law and I are treated like the queens that we are). Anyway, I wont brag about all my fabulous gifts, but one of them may or may not have been this bowl.



Someone knows that I have a serious dish fetish. 

Last night I had a dream that in addition to all the wonderful b-day gifts that I received,  my mother-in-law (Judy) left me a $50 bill under a cup "to go shopping." In my dream I told her "oh Judy, you gave me so much, you didn't need to give me any money."  Her reply was "well you better buy something for Matt. It is not all about you, you know."  HAHAHA. We all got a laugh out of that. That is the last thing that she would ever do in real life.

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Chase works as a waiter/bartender at a popular place in our area.  He decided he was going to dress up as a milkman last night for work.

So he bought a bow tie. I mean a real bow tie that you have to tie. And  he spent forever trying to figure out how to tie the damn thing.

He finally figured it out.  I think he looked pretty authentic.



He can't put the phone down for a picture?


I don't know if he carried those bottles around all night or what? I asked Matt this morning. "What are the odds that Chase returns my basket?"

Matt gave it a "less than zero."

So funny story about tying a tie. We lived in Dallas when Chase was in middle school and he was playing football at that time. In case you haven't heard: the state of Texas takes football playing Very Seriously. In 7th grade, his football coach made it clear that on Monday's game day, the boys were to wear a shirt and tie to school. Serious business. So the weekend before the first game, we went to Penney's and bought him a shirt and tie. Of course I did not know how to tie the damn thing, so I told Chase that he was going to have to get on the internet and figure it out. He did so without a problem. (I guess the bow tie is a little trickier).

That first game never happened because that day was September 11, 2001 and all events were cancelled.  There were, however,  plenty of other tie-wearing occasions that came to pass.  Flash forward three years to 2004.  Matt and I were getting married in  "we are getting married" clothes. Luckily my son knew how to tie a tie because my soon-to-be snowboarder husband had never really needed to wear one and had no clue: ) That is a sweet memory.

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In case you are wondering at all.

I mastered the Moo Shu pork. I was really worried about those pancake things, but they were simple.



It was all the damn chopping.   Waaayyy easier to call Bamboo Garden. Oh and I learned that Moo shu is Mandarin for "wood ear" which is the type of mushrooms that are in the dish.  Anyhow, I made Moo shu on Friday for my mom's birthday dinner (our b-day's are three days apart) .

Happy b-day Mom (if you still read my blog) and thank you for the wonderful b-day gift that you gave me : )

It's my Birthday and I'll Blog if I want to

Today I march deeper into middle age.

That aight. Nothing says "sexy" like 42 years old. Try not to be too jealous.


Want to know how the world looked when I made my debut back in October of  1968?

People were crazy for the race to the moon.

Life Magazine cover Oct. 25, 1968

Revlon got in on the moon craze

I did not realize that the space race was the inspiration for Revlon's Moondrop lipstick line until spotting this ad in Life Magazine. When I think of moist lips, I think of the moon. haha.  In 1968, man had no way of knowing that the moon was as dry as a Mormon's liquor cabinet.


Of course, Vietnam was in full swing back in October of '68.

Here is what this soldier had to say about the upcoming presidential election with candidates Nixon/Humphrey/Wallace (btw doesn't the soldier kinda look like Obama)?

"I filled out the registration card when they came around and asked for it, but I'm not voting for anybody. Those guys don't really want to end the war. They must make money off it. They don't give a damn about 'our boys' over here."

Sound familiar? Blackwater anyone? Some things are timeless. 

Back in October of 1968, the Summer Olympics were held in Mexico City.


The text reads:  "It was as much a victory over the force of nature as his opponents just as the vault of Apollo 7 into space proved once again, spectacularly, that man will not forever be pinned to this planet . . ."

WTF??  I guess journalists were required to relate everything to the space race back in October of 1968.

Propaganda. It is not just for Commies.

Here on planet Earth, ideas were slow to change-- as evidenced by this ad that I found in the October 1968 Popular Mechanics.



Hahaha. What use will men be when mechanics become so easy that even a girl can do them?

That reminds me of a conversation that I had with Matt last night. We were watching TV and a political ad came on attacking a particular Senate candidate. The advertisement is saying that the male candidate is an extremist and does not believe in abortion,  even for cases of rape and incest.

Me:  I think we should pass a law that states that no man should ever be allowed to vote on any abortion or reproductive issue.


Matt:   I disagree. I definitely think men should be allowed to vote on those issues. We have been voting longer. We are better at it.

Sometimes.  I swear.

Back to 1968. Here is a little glimpse into our "future."


I like how our future space-age selves are using a corded rotary phone to send  high-tech images. Easy to imagine a man on the moon-- but a cordless phone?  Get outta here.

Want to hear something crazy? A brand new microwave would set you back $545 in October of 1968 (I did not even know microwaves were around then).


That would be a whopping $3,471.75 in 2010.

No thank you.

I would rather have two of these.


I could use a Boonie-Bike right about now. Despite the high hopes held for my future back in 1968, today I remain pinned to this planet.

And, this is how my little spot on Earth looked on the morning of October 26, 2010,  the day I turned 42.

THE END.

I'm Hot in Real Life

I just want you to know that I may not look like much on the internets, but in real life I am really supermodelesque.

It is all my damn camera's fault.


Certain cameras make you look ugly according to this hard hitting piece of journalism.


And one of those cameras that make you look ugly is the Kodak Easy Share. The very one that I own.




Just for fun and to prove my point, I had Matt take a picture of me using a Canon DSLR, a "pretty people" camera (that I borrowed from my neighbor).



In the interest of full disclosure, I have to let you know that I did put on some makeup before my photo shoot.

Oh and try not to be too jealous of my smokin bod. It takes a lot of work to look this good. I do 30 minutes of Wii fit hula hoop at least three times a week.

PS: I have to give a shout out to my step-dad, Eric. He turned 60 yesterday. Yes, my mom is a cougar. He is  younger than her-- but I won't say by how much. : )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!

We did it!

I have been pretty much MIA from all of blogland, work, housekeeping and everything else because one of my closest friends from law school, Jill, has been visiting and we have been celebrating her 40th birthday!!

Of course there has been some of this:

Me, Lorraine & Jill
(Univ. of Colo, School of Law.Class of 1995-- It has been fifteen years since we graduated!!!!)

Bike ride from Vail to Copper Mountain to Frisco


Jill on our hike to South Willow Falls (Eagles Nest Wildernest)


THE BIG EVENT


Yesterday was Jill's birthday and we climbed a 14er!!!! 

Date: July 21, 2010
Place:  Mt. Democrat in Park County
People: Me, Lorraine, Jill, Paul (Lo's husband), Chase (my son), Roxie (Lo's dog)
First time 14 climbers: Lori, Chase, Lorraine

We started above tree line.

Kite Lake.

 Jill giving the 4-0 sign.

Reaching the saddle.



Clouds are rolling in for our ascent to the peak.


SUMMIT!! Someone left a sign up there (wrong date-- it was the 21st). Jill is sporting a tiara : )

Birthday cake.

 
Chase actually had a tiny bit of fun with his mom : )

A little bit of a bummer that we cant see the panoramic 360 views-- but exhilarated none the less!



Jill holding up a sign her kids made.
 
Lorraine and Paul.

DESCENT:



Clouds on the continental divide.
Boys peed to the west coast, girls to the east coast : 0

Out of the clouds , but still a long way to go.

What is that?  A body?


No, it was just Chase waiting for the elderly 40+ somethings to make it off the ridge. Hey, we are very protective of our knees.


Almost down.

After all that, we were still able to make it out for some sushi/tappenyaki
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILL!


PS: Tonight we are going to Denver for some karaoke.

Reminds  me of that karaoke night from our first year of law school.

St. Patty's Day, Boulder Colorado,  1993


HAHAHAHAHAHA! We wore those tiaras to school that day : ) 

Top News in Mathematical Formulation (as calculated by a Liberal Arts Major)

BP = 0   Earth = 3

So just assuming that you think you can poke a big ole hole in the earth and assuming that you are thinking that the earth won't be slightly annoyed with that, lets take a look at the all kinds of crazy happening off the coast of Louisiana. I don't know if you have been to LA, but trust me, this is the place that should come to mind when thinking crazy thoughts.

Anyway, this doomsday problem is srtaight out of Hollywood yo. Rig Explosions, Top Kill,  Big Box, Time is running out, Evil corporations, End of Days.

Everyone thinks that Obama should be fixin this shiz. Don't stress people. As if. Obama is totally working on it. I know he is not a petroleum engineer, but he has Netflix and I am pretty sure he was doing some hard core research on solutions over the long holiday weekend.




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In other news,


Al + Tipper Gore
  
 


  

He was unhappy with her carbon butt footprint.  Sorry that was lame.  In my opinion, vain and selfish plus vain and selfish = divorce.  At least Bill and Hillary have their twisted Pinky and the Brain "let's conquer the world" attitude to make their marriage work. United Front homes. Oh and the name "Tipper" sounds fun, so I am going to just go ahead and blame Al.


Based on my research:

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Well those are the top  headlines as explained by yours truly. Sometimes you just need it broken down in sentence fragments and pictures to understand the complex world news. You are welcome.



In local news, today is Matt's birthday.

He was in the paper last year and was captioned as "Blade Runner."  That is his new code name. You know, like when you have to give a name at a restaurant to wait for a table. It is fun to make someone else call him that.

Summit Daily News


Blade Runner + Lori
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(sorry Al and Tipper, we win)


Happy Birthday Blade Runner.


I love you and your carbon footprint : )



UPDATE:  I am a prophet apparently. The oil spill is going Hollywood for real people. James Cameron is our last hope.